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i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
I'm drunk at The Bachelor casting call in Cleveland
I cherish every text you send me
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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