Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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