you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
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