Apparently you make a good broom.
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
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Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
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Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
my nose is crying tears of wow.
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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