doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
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He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
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College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
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