my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
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She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
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Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
A bitchslap is in order.
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
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