Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
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I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
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How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
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