I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
Randomize