Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
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He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
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I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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