just tell him i said nine months
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
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I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
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Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
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