i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
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i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
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I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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