I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
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I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
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I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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