lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
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Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
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We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
I just found out through a drunken phone call that my parents thought I'd grow up to be a porn star. It's kind of scary how accurate they were at how skilled I'd be at sex.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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