And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
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hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
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I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
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