We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
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when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
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My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
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