so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
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what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
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holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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