New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
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He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
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BRING THE BAGELS
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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