She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
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The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
You know, be my cock's hype man.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
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Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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