did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
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we were pretty classy up until the second keg
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
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orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
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