So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
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Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
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I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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