I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
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She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
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My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
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