After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
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How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
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I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
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