ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
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Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
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Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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