The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
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I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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