erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
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She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
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I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
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