what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
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Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
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I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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