It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
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i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
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You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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