Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
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Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
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At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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