And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
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She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
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It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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