You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
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Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
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He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
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