Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
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Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
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Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
Just realized tomorrow is the anniversary of the time Dean and I glued DJ's leg back together with Neosporin and an Ace bandage. I'm bringing red velvet cupcakes to the party to celebrate.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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