playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
We need to rekindle our bromance
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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