So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
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