I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I will be naked everywhere
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Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
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To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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