we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
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Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
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YO. MCGRIDDLES.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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