if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Randomize