the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
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We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
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If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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