By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
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I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
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The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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