It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
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Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
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I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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