I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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