I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
North Korea, Best Korea!
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i just google imaged poop.
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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