no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
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Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
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He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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