Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
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protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
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Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
ok first of all what the fuck
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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