so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
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With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
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I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
Success! We fucked roommates!
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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