I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
he laminated a picture of his dick.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
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just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
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Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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