I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
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He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
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my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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