I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
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we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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