Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
No subtext here. People are naked.
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she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
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i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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