Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
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I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
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He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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