I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
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today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
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Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
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